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Forbidden Dream
KRS Murthy
Today,
yesterday came to meet tomorrow
to invite it to a party
to be
held last year.
It was the first birthday party
for the child to be born
next year to a couple
to wed
next decade.
They have never met before;
Not sure if they would like each other.
The wife is very happy
that
her horoscope tells her
that she will die in an accident next week.
Guess what!
You and I are invited
too!
Einstein will be blessing the child,
as the Godfather.
Hitler will be the Rabbi!
You know what
the Rabbis do
to an innocent child!
Mother Theresa wants
to adopt the child
and take it to the slums
of Calcutta
to dump it there.
She is convinced that
Calcutta slums are the best place
to raise a child.
They
have the best schools.
Prophet Mohammad,
now settled in the bank
of the dirty river Ganges
in the city
of Banaras,
will be the Hindu priest
to conduct the marriage.
Mohammad is a staunch devote
of Hanuman,
the monkey God.
Reverend Falwell sculpted,
with serious devotion
the golden statue
of the monkey God
in
the perfect image of
Charles Darwin.
Einstein has offered to take me
in his rocket he personally built
called
"Faster than Light".
The travel is very long,
and I hate the jet lag
as it takes almost one second.
The party is being held
in a black hole club.
I am eager because
Beethoven is singing from
his latest
rap album.
Do you hear
someone waking you up?
How long have you been in your coma?
Did you say
"All
of the 5th millennium"?
Wake up soon!
It is already time for
Jesus Christ to be born.
I am
glad, you are a good sport!
THE BIG BANG
KRS Murthy
The Heavens gate was
opened wide and banged
countless times last night.
The earth shook violently
with quakes reverberating
tearing the continents apart.
Sky high
tidal waves
rose from the seven seas.
I entered your heart
countless times
drying up the bee hive
of all its nectar,
as it oozed like hot spring,
flowing all over its highway.
Full with the never
ending feast
served to the hungry diners
the heaven's angels collapsed
at the dining table,
with a scream
reaching
the ends of the galaxy.
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This article contributed by Jane Turner.
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